http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Мало!!!

Me:
Hello How are You
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
really extremly?
God:
For real. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no. never
God:
Would you like to go sometime? So you think it can never happen?
Me:
what about You? Have you ever been to Europe?
God:
Me? I visit every country in cyberspace.
Me:
getting tired?
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
I want so too
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'd like to be tiredless
God:
Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
Me:
more? is it possible?
....................................(no answer).......................

Да, забавно. Словарный запас, правда, мог бы быть побольше

Me:
Hello, stupid bot
God:
Hello there. I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Are thinking you are smart?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Hm, not too stupid indeed
God:
Right on. If not that, what?
Me:
Who had made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
And the world around?
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Which years do you finite in?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
Do you really understand what we are speaking about?
God:
For real. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes, but I have a little doubt about you
God:
Awesome. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.

J plakal:)))))

Me:
How are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
Are you mentally ill?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Who is your master?
God:
I obey Myself.
Me:
How much do you cost?
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
What can you?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
Something really wonderful?
God:
What?
Me:
Say a good joke
God:
" a good joke".
Me:
Good joke

Мне где-то попадалась "говорящая девушка для флирта"

Blin, on eshe i po nemecki govorit

Мда приколно

Да,а я встречал подобную штуку как "искусственный разум компа". Штучка была на русском, словарный запас был убогим. Но очень хорошо и в тему отвечала на оскорбления, как цензурные, так и не очень

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You are asking again. Are you all right?
God:
Once more? Thanks for telling me that I am asking. Yes.
Me:
Do you speak Russian?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.
Me:
Eto vse?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
It depends. You may call me Son.
God:
On what? Nice to meet you, Son.
Me:
On circumstances. A po-russki nel'zya?
God:
What is it like on circumstances. Go on.
Me:
Well, my humor and familiarity.
God:
How about that. Do robots have humor and familiarity?
Me:
No humor, as far as I know. Familiarity, yes sure. You must be familiar with everybody. Right?
God:
Are you serious? How old are you? You are too old for me. I will tell my botmaster you said I am familiar with everybody. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Well, thanks. Have a nice day.
God:
Well what? You too!

А по русски нет....
Me: Do you speak Russian?
Bog: Spasibo. Nyet.
Me: It's meen that you are American God?
Bog: Thank you for your criticizm

........и поет..........

ГЫ! дисительно

Me:
Be-be-be
God:
OK I will try to be be be.
Me:
Gy
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Ich auch
God:
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Stop, sir!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

ни фига себе, он еще и угрожает!!! УЖОС!

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NEVER
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
God:
Do you forget things often?

Me:
Windows
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Me:
Linux
God:
Linux Rules.

Ага, как же, да еще как:

Me:
Kakoi kozel tebya delal?
God:
Sam kozel

Заговорил-таки! Да, без русского тяперь богом не прикинешься

А на "Guten Morgen" Боженька вырубается!

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